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9/1 | text | hello i'm here early

[crudest]

[baren might've gone to hibernate after the monsters mess - but he also knows that some things are pretty important

one of these things is talking to koko]

weekly update z's still alive
i'm still alive
and i think we have a class together this term koko ♥
take care of me ok?

hello i'm done with ac now so

[evidentiary]

[ well she still thinks bullshit is normal but even so ]

Oh? Which class is that? But I am happy to hear neither of you has died since we last spoke. I can never be certain, since trouble magnetism is perhaps putting things lightly.

text

[buncho]

please please please ill do anything, do you like turkey sandwiches?? its dry af but if you like turkey you can have my turkey when its turkey sandwich thursday

[evidentiary]

[ what the actual fuck ]

Do you have something in particular against turkey to be offering it to me?

I assume you must, unless your complaint is simply that the meat in question is dry. Which is admittedly reasonable.

[ sadly, the final line goes astray ]

8/3

[lecturehall]

I appreciate the ambition to expand the borders of the coffee empire but is there really a need for it to take up the entire table?

[evidentiary]

If it means stopping the advance of the tea nation, is there really any other option?

[ then the middle portion of the text goes astray ]

That said, I have no idea what you're speaking of.

misfired text;

[sharplydressed]

should have figured the buttons would get stuck in it tbh

[evidentiary]

Clothing buttons or the electronic kind? I suppose it doesn't matter, but now I'm curious.

9/3

[maskreant]

[evidentiary]

[ ..................

......................................

????????? ]

Am I being threatened for some particular purpose?

misfire;

[windeity]

because APPARENTLY dancers are supposed to have nice legs but i have no idea what those even look like. what the fuck qualifies as nice legs in dudes?

[evidentiary]

[ john maybe stop thinking about a joke dave made days ago??? ]

I can honestly say I've never given the matter any thought whatsoever. I suppose you could google "male dancers", but that seems liable to turn up some less than work safe results.

9/4 hi lucy please love me

[covenantal]

to the ghost in our basement?

[evidentiary]

Last month I wouldn't have had to ask if there is a legitimate ghost in your basement. Today, I do.

9/4 | misfire

[catsudon]

HE JUST DROVE THE ZAMBONI INTO THE BOARDS
I FREAKING
YOU CANT CHASE PEOPLE OFF THE ICE WITH A ZAMBONI

[evidentiary]

You can, technically, but it is a rather bad idea, I concur.

How bad is the damage?

9/7 misfire

[optimistical]

"AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

[evidentiary]

It is perhaps the most succinct summary I have ever seen. What caused the screaming this time in specific, however?

MISFIRE

[roseblooms]

afraid of something you can't see?

[evidentiary]

That depends entirely on the "something" which I cannot see, and whether or not I can otherwise perceive it.

9/10 very unfortunate misfire

[adoringpast]

whats' goin,,g on ..i ccant go o,ut ,,likk;e this

[evidentiary]

[ after a minute or two staring. ]

I'm not certain our relationship is at the level of fielding drunken texts?

9/12 action

[optimistical]

[ on this dark and chilly night (it's probably at like 11pm or something like that), kirigiri is probably out enjoying her time, walking around the empty neighbourhood or some deserted street, who knows, when suddenly!!! she will hear a familiar voice yelling. (honestly this is not supposed to be serious so here is a shitty tag) ]

H-Hold on, you really shouldn't be doing these kinds of things!

[ over underneath a street lamp is naegi, who just finished work and really wants to lie down, and a... middle schooler? who is just as tall as him and looking mad aggressive but he doesn't have a weapon at all?? unless you count his awkward pre-teen rage as a weapon ]

"Just shut up and give me your things!"

[ things = naegi's pathetic backpack ]

[evidentiary]

[ ...makoto this is just sad. also look, kyouko keeps weird as fuck hours, so it shouldn't be a surprise she comes up behind the middle schooler? she was following makoto's voice, so - ]

...I agree with Makoto - this sort of thing shouldn't be done.

[ not that she has a weapon either other than HIGH HEELED BOOTS SHE WILL STEP ON FEET WITH, HARD?

however, she looks way more intimidating. ]

9/14 casually spamming your inbox

[optimistical]

[ THE MORNING AFTER THAT HORRIBLE TRUTH OR DARE GAME........................... naegi really doesn't know how to approach this aside from just going straight to her door and knocking so... he does exactly just that. he stands at her door, knocks, and waits with an already flustered face. he doesn't know what's worse, kaguya answering it or kirigiri... ]

[evidentiary]

[ questionable luck rules it is kirigiri! if that's good luck or bad luck remains to be seen? but she opens the door, and looks...pretty much as put together as ever. does she have pajamas, we just don't know. it's the usual business casual dress and heels, her hair tied back, etc. ]

Makoto? Are you locked out? [ ISN'T DAISUKE HOME RIGHT NOW. ]

9/14 throws a boring starter at u

[stopbleeding]

[Zoro's five minutes late when he walks into the diner. The bell above the door announces his arrival, causing the middle-aged waitress behind the counter to smile and greet him in Cantonese. He mutters a greeting back and slides into the booth across from Kyouko.]

Sorry. Traffic. You already order?

[evidentiary]

It's fine, Ryouta. I'm ready - I did get our drink orders in.

[ just to have something to sip on...but she folds the menu and slides it to the side. ]

How has your day been so far...?

9/16 text

[saburai]

I believe I am ready to discuss my memories now, if you still wish to do so.

[ ...yes she is using text despite being roommates. their schedules don't always align, okay ]

[evidentiary]

I would certainly be interested. Would you prefer to do this via text, or shall we set it for when we get home?

misfire;

[chessking]

does Britannia mean anything to you

[evidentiary]

Yes, but I'm not going to get up in arms about it if that's what your's asking.

one last misfire for the road/next month; backdated about a week 1/2

[selfloving]

Have you considered reading up on the psychology of attraction? I'm definitely not the expert here.

[evidentiary]

For what purpose would I be reading up on it?

10/1

[crudest]

so do you want some roses

[evidentiary]

This is far less elaborate an offer of flowers than you usually manage. Are you all right?

[doublesmall]

full disclosure that i'm just picking random names here and seeing how it goes, so-

trick or treat?

feels weird to do this so early in the month but whatever

[evidentiary]

Chuuya Nakahara? I've heard a little about you.

But, if I must choose...Trick. I do like to see what people come up with.

10/06 action

[optimistical]

[ kyouko's birthday!!! it's finally here. it's been marked on the fridge calendar, the extra money has been saved, the gift has been purchased, and daisuke and naegi are ready to present their... well, present. ]

[ standing outside her front door, the two stand with a rather large cardboard box. there's a nice ribbon placed on top of the box and the entire thing has been painted with flowers and balloons and other cute shit that'd you expect these two softies to have painted on. it's kind of ridiculous but what would she expect from her next door neighbours? ]

[ anyway, knock knock, open up for your bday gift ]

[sketchythief]

[ Daisuke looks kind of anxious as he waits for the door to open, his thumbs twiddling in the meantime. However, he's glad that the box can actually fit through the front door, if only barely. ]

I hope she's home...

10/06 action AFTER THE OTHER BDAY THREAD

[optimistical]

[ ALSO LATER ON idk maybe when daisuke heads back to the apt, naegi will stick around for a bit to give her his own gift ]

Oh, um, Kyouko. This is for you.

[ he holds out a small box for her. this one isn't a cardboard box but an actual nice looking gift box. when she takes it, it's light ]

[evidentiary]

[ ...she will take it? ]

Ah...I believe you already gave me my birthday present, you know, Makoto?

10/06 package

[falsepretentious]

[A neatly wrapped present is mailed to Kyouko on her birthday. Inside is a note, along with some manner of weird looking doll.]

Dear Kyouko Kirigiri

You've survived another year. Congratulations are in order! Being the older cousin is one contest that you shall always win. That is one defeat that I admit freely.

May this new year of life be one filled with prosperity, and may all of your enemies be crushed beneath your heel!

Sincerely, Your Cousin,
Byakuya Kirigiri.

[A gratuitously elaborate signature punctuates the note.]

text later...

[evidentiary]

My thanks for your generous gift, Byakuya.

It's quite cute. :)

sometime back shortly after the Retrospec post

[falsepretentious]

Kyouko. Answer me this: trick or treat?

[evidentiary]

Trick.

[ do your worst, byakuya. ]

WHO EVEN KNOWS. OCTOBER.

[roseblooms]

An idealist, I suppose would hope for benevolence, and a treat.

The realist in me takes fickle qualities of human nature into account.

And now that I'm morbidly curious: trick or treat?

[evidentiary]

But which answer will you find most disappointing? That could be quite a lot of pressure to put on someone.

That said...

Treat. But will you now reason out why? :)

[ she selects a candy corn pixel for kit. ]

whenever fuck idc

[lecturehall]

[attached: .mp3 files to the 4 akatsuki songs keito has]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

[evidentiary]

[ IMMEDIATELY SHE WILL START LISTENING TO THESE LOVE SONGS ]

This sounds fairly professional. I'm only a few seconds in.