Oh my god, that is exactly what I don't want to be hearing right now.
[HE'S TOO OLD AND TIRED. But he'll do some sweet yoga bending moves anyway to actually reach the hilt of his blade, even if it gently kills his elbow.]
I think I-- got it!
[Hell yes he does! And he's sure wasting no time trying to re-angle his arm so he can start cutting away the garlands without stabbing anyone.]
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Ah...if you have enough room to move, you'd best do it soon. It's getting smarter...
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[HE'S TOO OLD AND TIRED. But he'll do some sweet yoga bending moves anyway to actually reach the hilt of his blade, even if it gently kills his elbow.]
I think I-- got it!
[Hell yes he does! And he's sure wasting no time trying to re-angle his arm so he can start cutting away the garlands without stabbing anyone.]
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[ WHY ]
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[DEMONSTRATION via continuing to hack away at pieces of garland... She'll be free soon!]
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[ why is she morbid ]
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[Everything morbid, that is?!]
But I guess you have a point...
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[He feels the need to point this out considering he knows so many people who do...]
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[Much like 90% of the things she says.]
O-kay, then. ...The only problem is, I don't really have a lighter on me.
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