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[evidentiary]

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[evidentiary]

We may need to burn the pieces left over after.

[ WHY ]

[sharplydressed]

To keep 'em from tangling people up again? We can probably just do that like this.

[DEMONSTRATION via continuing to hack away at pieces of garland... She'll be free soon!]

[evidentiary]

I do wonder if the smaller pieces will try to choke people or anything, though.

[ why is she morbid ]

[sharplydressed]

You really think of everything, huh?

[Everything morbid, that is?!]

But I guess you have a point...

[evidentiary]

Well, I suppose it's borrowing trouble to worry about it unless it happens...?

[sharplydressed]

Now you got me worried about people getting strangled in their sleep by tons of tiny bits of garland, though.

[evidentiary]

Does that mean you want to burn them?

[sharplydressed]

Well, yeah. ...But not 'cause I like lighting stuff on fire or something.

[He feels the need to point this out considering he knows so many people who do...]

[evidentiary]

It's not really something I get any joy from either...I just believe in solving a problem in such a way that you never have to solve it twice.

[sharplydressed]

Sounds efficient.

[Much like 90% of the things she says.]

O-kay, then. ...The only problem is, I don't really have a lighter on me.

[evidentiary]

...Well. We could borrow a garbage bag or gift bag from a store and tie it all up and dispose of it?