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[optimistical]

[ on this dark and chilly night (it's probably at like 11pm or something like that), kirigiri is probably out enjoying her time, walking around the empty neighbourhood or some deserted street, who knows, when suddenly!!! she will hear a familiar voice yelling. (honestly this is not supposed to be serious so here is a shitty tag) ]

H-Hold on, you really shouldn't be doing these kinds of things!

[ over underneath a street lamp is naegi, who just finished work and really wants to lie down, and a... middle schooler? who is just as tall as him and looking mad aggressive but he doesn't have a weapon at all?? unless you count his awkward pre-teen rage as a weapon ]

"Just shut up and give me your things!"

[ things = naegi's pathetic backpack ]

[evidentiary]

[ ...makoto this is just sad. also look, kyouko keeps weird as fuck hours, so it shouldn't be a surprise she comes up behind the middle schooler? she was following makoto's voice, so - ]

...I agree with Makoto - this sort of thing shouldn't be done.

[ not that she has a weapon either other than HIGH HEELED BOOTS SHE WILL STEP ON FEET WITH, HARD?

however, she looks way more intimidating. ]

[optimistical]

[ at least she didn't catch him playing tug-o-war over his bag with the middle schooler?? that would be a much sadder sight than naegi currently standing against a wall with a middle schooler being as tall as him and threatening him with the power of YELLING ]

Kyouko--!

[ ... she does pretty intimidating like she could dose herself in gasoline at any moment just to show how hardcore she is ]

"What, you want your stuff to be stolen too? Fuck off!"

[evidentiary]

[ honestly the tug-o-war might be better at least he'd be putting up a fight... ]

I'll only give you one chance to leave. After that, I won't be held responsible for it.

[ she will

totally slam her heel onto the foot of a middleschooler yeah ]

[optimistical]

[ but he's putting up a fight here! he's verbally rejecting the dude... right??? ]

"Ha, yeah right, what are you going to do?"

[ naegi should... really speak up but he has no idea what kirigiri is going to do so he'll stay quiet for now. also because i really want to see her slam her heel into a middle schooler's foot so... ]

[evidentiary]

[ YEAH THAT'S HAPPENING. SHE JUST DRIVES HER HEEL INTO THE POOR KID'S FOOT.

with absolutely zero guilt, so. ]

[optimistical]

[ even if naegi's not the one who got his foot STABBED, he jumps at the sudden attack and when the middle schooler lets out a painful scream. oh my god ]

"Wh-- What the fuck?!"

[evidentiary]

[ if she scares off a middle schooler will they remember her saving naegi's fevered ass. NAEGI GET BETTER STATS? ]

How clumsy of me...perhaps you'd better run along before there are any more mishaps?

[optimistical]

[ holy shit you're right LMAO THEY CAN REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAVED HIS ASS holy shit we're getting back so many memory regains and we've only been here for like two weeks ]

"Y... You'll pay for this!!"

[ the middle schooler yells a cheesy villain line before he decides to run away. this is definitely too much work for just a shitty backpack so off he flees! once he does leave, naegi gets off the wall to approach kirigiri ]

T-Thanks, Kyouko.

[evidentiary]

[ i'm making the explanation "one time makoto was useless with a fever and kyouko scared away his attacker" = "one time makoto was useless when threatened by a middle schooler and kyouko scared away his attacker" I WAS WONDERING WHY SAVING HIM WHILE HE DID NOTHING FELT FAMILIAR

why does the series pretend makoto is not the heroine... ]

...Of course. Are you all right? [ at least she's not...laughing... ]

[optimistical]

[ HE DID SOMETHING HERE!!! he stood his ground until kirigiri came to save him. isn't that something??? ]

Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little taken back with what just happened...

[ the part where he got yelled at by kid who was as tall as him and had to be ~saved~ by the true hero of dr ]

[evidentiary]

[ I SUPPOSE!!!! ]

...It's a little dangerous to walk home at this time of night alone, so why don't we go the rest of the way together?

[optimistical]

[ he nods ]

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

[ though this will be much safer for him rather then safer for the both of them... but they can start walking!! ]

What are you doing out so late though?

[evidentiary]

I was working on a paper, honestly...I only just now finished and decided to go back home.

[ she will start walking... ]

...Did that...feel familiar to you at all?

[optimistical]

[ he looks at her and just shakes his head because i still haven't submitted this for a mem regain but also because this would probably be more embarrassing for him if he doesn't remember as well for this thread ]

Did it for you?

[evidentiary]

[ ............... ]

...Perhaps you wouldn't remember it due to your state...

[optimistical]

[ ?????????? ]

What was it about?

[evidentiary]

[ ............ ]

You seemed ill...? And your life was being threatened, so...

[optimistical]

[ wait WHAT ]

My life was being threatened?!

[ WHY ARE YOU DROPPING THIS BOMBSHELL ON HIM SO CASUALLY ]

[evidentiary]

...by a figure with a knife. I scared them off.

[ did naegi have any hopes he was cool in his past life because yeah ]

[optimistical]

W-With a knife?!

[ WHAT THE FUCK ]

W-Were you okay?! How did you scare them off?!

[evidentiary]

Hm...I think mostly they didn't want any witnesses...?

[ tbqh how DID she scare junko off we just don't know ]

[optimistical]

[ maybe she also jam her heel into junko's foot ]

That would make sense but why would there be someone trying to kill me in the first place?

[evidentiary]

[ i want to make this my new headcanon ]

I don't know. That person was wearing a strange mask, but they didn't say anything...so, their motives, I don't know that kind of thing. I was more concerned about your well-being.

[optimistical]

[ this is already my new headcanon. may kirigiri fight off everyone by solely (haha sole...) jamming her heel into their feet ]

Y-Yeah, I hope I was okay after... [ since he still was sick, wasn't he? and what if the masked person came back? ] But I should thank you, Kyouko. For saving me that time.

[ how many times is she going to rescue him... ]